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New Canaan

I hate all of the crap people are saying about New Canaan. It is a great town with great people, and nobody should judge it. Not everyone's preppy, people arn't fake, and people DO NOT sell drugs. Also, i know plenty of people who havn't heard of the OC. There isn't even any real drama. Don't judge if you don't live there! Also, New Canaan Country School happens to be a very educational school, and isn't at all as bad as everyone thinks it to be. It has great teachers, faculty and students. Whoever is talking shit about New Canaan, it's got to stop. You guys are all a bunch of jealous, stereotypical freaks that make New Canaan people feel bad so you can actually have a life, which will never happen.

New Canaan Rocks, and you better know that!

by CC:-) September 12, 2006

83๐Ÿ‘ 58๐Ÿ‘Ž


new-stalgia

Something new that harks back to something old.

Term coined by Seattle 97.3 KIRO FM's Sean De Tore. The audio engineer of Too Beautiful to Live.

Whoa man, did you see those new Nike's with the fat tongue? They're shoes are like new-stalgia!

by Matt from Tenver July 15, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


New Jersey

A radioactive wasteland you may mistakenly find yourself should you be visiting New York. If you end up here it likely means you accidentally entered the on ramp for the Lincoln Tunnel. Either that or you're trying to get to Pennsylvania or all other points west.

The inhabitants of North Jersey are orange-skinned freaks who speak a bastardized pastiche of English, Italian, and Ebonics and who eke out meager livings selling drugs and extorting local businesses for protection money. The inhabitants of South Jersey are cannibalistic subhuman swamp people who live in mud huts deep in the wilderness of the Pine Barrens. They will rape and then devour the unfortunate soul who wanders into their domain and search his remains for money to use on the slots in Atlantic City, their only potential source of income.

Shit, we're in New Jersey. Don't panic, just keep the windows rolled up and the doors locked.

by Hubert Cumberdale Jr. March 21, 2010

78๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž


New Bedford

The worst city in Bristol Co. Massachusetts, and one of the worst in the state. True, Fall Reev sucks, too, but at least there's some fucking schools and nature for kids who want to escape gangs and drugs, goddamn it. New Bedford isn't nearly as dangerous as people claim, however, if you don't buy or sell drugs. 93.8% of everyone bitching about being "victimized" is a dirty motherfucker who had it coming.

Lulz all over "every black guy has a gun and every white kid gets jumped" bullshit. Anybody who has ever lived in the South Side and isn't a bitch knows better. Cats on Ruth Street are mostly white ass fucking GDs (with a few black dudes and Ricans thrown in), and the crew that runs Rivet/Crapo are also some pale ass motherfucking GDs. The Gs that run South First are mostly Puerto Rican GDs. The only overwhelmingly black gangs in the city are Monte's Park, in the South End, and United Front in the West End. Anyone who claims otherwise is a straight up mark, plain and simple.

The other major gangs in the city reside in the "north" end close to downtown; the areas around Beetle St., Bullard St., Ashley Blvd. south of Brooklawn, Presidential Heights, Brickenwood, and Nashmont are mostly run by ALKN with some ร‘etas thrown in for flavor. They are largely Hispanic, but in the New Beige (eh, guy!), the ALKN has a lot of Portugee, white, and black members, as well.

New Bedford does have some decent looking bitches with round, fat asses, and a whole lot of ethnic diversity. Everyone knows the Fort is what's good... safe during the day for families, and crazy at night for parties. Nobody enters Battery Milliken without a flashlight, some steel, and a dime. There are also at least 72 Dunkins in New Beige. 908 is alright if you don't feel like going to Boston or Providence. Grab some friends and flirt with the sweet mamis everywhere you go and you'll forget all about the guy next door selling D or the kid who got shot down the street last week. New B isn't all bad, kid!

DEA or INS Agent- "How do you get to New Bedford?"

Resident Masshole - "First you have to push the shaft aside, then lift the sack. Continue south until you find the brown star... enter and you're in the Beige."

by O_Corajoso April 10, 2009

104๐Ÿ‘ 73๐Ÿ‘Ž


new orleans

Better than the shithole the haters above me live in.
A city that will rebuild with a little time and 150,000 sqft of sand and concrete

Man1: "what did the hater above me say about new orleans?"
man2: "dunno there was so much shit flowing out of his mouth i went to go get toliet paper out my bathroom for him"
Man1: "o"

NOguy1: Wow i new mayor nagin would get his act together and have the city rasied and re-zoned
NOguy2: yea but i can belive what happend to that shithole that the guy above me lived in

by Rollin-4_YC March 16, 2007

58๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


brand new

brand new is/was always classified in more of the indie scene and unlike EMO, jesse lacey actually writes about real life experience and doesnt complain about his mistakes or those very experiences.there sound is quite similiar to that of the smiths. jesse lacey is the deepest most profound song writer out there and i admire him for his guts and making it thru tuff sergeries and relationships JESSE LACEY IS MY HERO the best thing for brand new is to stay low key because no one wants them getting popular, so emo crowds can pretend to be "profound", instead of depressed and insane.

brand new fan: i love this song "play crack the sky"
emo kid: oo whats that can i hear?
bnf: FUCK NO BITCH GO LISTEN TO HAWTHORNE HEIGHTS AND CUT URSELF!
emo kid: **wimpers** ...maybe ill do that.

by deelucy August 23, 2006

81๐Ÿ‘ 57๐Ÿ‘Ž


New York

place. Bustling metropolis brimming with night life and dreamy-eyed folk chasing both the promise that is America and a sea of yellow cabs. Unlimited opportunity but limited seating. Concrete spires surrounding halal food carts beside world-class museums. Pigeons. So many pigeons. Many with feathers.

....................................................................................

Wow. That hurricane Sandy really messed this place up.

No. This is how it always looks.

Hey! How about those New York Knickerbockers!

by gnostic 1 December 8, 2012

18๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž