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the last piece of toilet paper that left after doing "the deal"
i was stucked at the public-toilet for an hour cuz' there allways an "oh-shit paper" on there
The New States of Papere (also known as Impero delle Papere or Impero dei Toxic) is an italian discord server created in 2018 where you can flame other people and fight some civil war.
X: you're so fucking dumb! you're surely from New states of papere!
Y: i'm literally crying
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1. A brand of toilet paper that sucks ass.
"Aw man, they're all out of Cottonelle"
"Dude, just get the Ryan Leaf Paper."
"But that stuff gives me chlamydia"
"At least it's good for 14 wipes and 36 picks- Just like Ryan Leaf!"
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The action of a german porn star as he prepares to fist a woman. (either anal or vaginal). the action of the scissors to penetrate, the paper to lubricate and the stone to penetrate.
My twat is as lose as a wizards sleeve afer i played scissors paper stone with Ilja the german porn star
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When a girl is hot from the neck down but is ugly from the neck up.
The paper bag part comes from the stereotype from tv shows or movies when people are ugly and they were paper bags on their heads.
Look at that chick she has the Paper-Bag effect going on.
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to make hot, intesnse, sinful love in a location out of the ordinary.
Me and Judith were wall papering the closet in her brothers treehouse when her dad caught us.
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The law of total probability that decides it will be your turn to be without toilet paper in the bathroom.
All at the same time, there is not a spare roll within a 12-mile radius of your location. This may have you questioning what you did to deserve this or why bad things happen to good people.
"I prayed to God asking not to be hit with the Toilet Paper Conundrum."
"I still haven't recovered from that Toilet Paper Conundrum yesterday."
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