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noun/adjective- the worst, most painful, most hopeless, never-ending situation one could ever find themselves in, usually pertaining to a relationship with a female.
"I haven't seen Mark in 3 weeks!"
"Yeah, he met this girl and fell into a bottomless pit of flaming snakes."
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Verb; The act of a man dousing his ballsack in tobasco or another hot sauce, followed by dropping it in/on another man or womans mouth or face while they are sleeping, passed out, etc.
Man 1:Dude did you here what Jon did to Jeff last night?
Man 2:No, what?
Man 1:He doused his nuts in tobasco and dropped them in Jeffs mouth. Gave him the Northern Mexican Lava Pit.
Man 2: That's Fucking gross.
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A dog descended from bull and terrier crosses created as a dogfighting breed. A gamebred animal with drive and heart. Capable of becoming a loyal, loving family pet. Often fond of children. Easy to train by a firm handler. The choice breed for irresponsible owners.
This breed has been given a horrible name, mainly due to the media hype focusing on so-called 'dangerous' breeds. In reality, the APBT is one of the only breeds ever bred specifically to be extremely friendly to humans.
They do NOT have locking jaws. They do not make good guard dogs.
Petey, the dog in The Little Rascals, was an American Pit Bull Terrier.
The UKC was founded by an APBT owner, and the first breed registered with the UKC was APBT Bennett's Ring.
The APBT was a popular icon of American Pride during the 1990s, decorating war posters and representing the country's strength and dignity.
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When your dick goes so far up her butt, it tickles the intestines and "tar" comes shooting out all over you.
John was slamming her with his Italian stallion, when he realized he woke the La Brea Tar Pit.
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One, usually of the female variety, who ain't good-lookin.
"Here Davro, what's the matter with yer missus. She looks like a pit bull chewing a wasp!"
"Nah, she just fell out of the ugly tree!"
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A phrase used to express sarcastic congratulations to completion of a stupid task or a task that results in unexpected negative results. This originates from the first annual dashcon, in which attendees were conned into donating a large sum of money which they were told was needed for the hotel to allow the on to stay, but when asked the hotel staff knew nothing of this fee.
Tumblr user: Let's attempt to raid 4chan!
Normal human being: Wonderful logic. Would you like a free hour in the ball pit?
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