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Middle aged man who tends to get knifed or "shanked" by girls half his age or younger. He tends to associate himself with weeners such as Cowboys or Pandas and the occasional Fat Pat.
On a side note, they tend to smell like tiger poo.
Five-Rings just got his ass blown up by Dorkus!!!!
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When preparing for anal sex, the performing partner will begin with the insertion of the pinky finger into the anus, gradually changing fingers and increasing size at the same time.
"I want to be there when he is done banging her to give him a drunken high five."
"Be careful man, he might have shit on his hands!!"
"How so?"
"I hear he is a fan of Ring Sizing"
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An interracial orgy of five vaginas all simultaneously scissoring. Relatable to a Kardashian family reunion.
Those Olympic Rings really make a bad porno.
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A shorter version of a popular guitar chord made popular by the amazing John Williamson....KING OF COUNTRY!!!
John Williamson:
Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda
RING-A-DANG
"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me"
RING-A-DING-A-DING-A-DANG
And he sang as he watched and waited 'til his billy boiled,
"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me".
RING-A-DANGRING-A-DING-A-DING-A-DANG
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An iconic phrase used by Somi (a korean singer) in her song « What You Waiting For »
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the name given to the action of fisting a girls anus while having a four finger ring on your hand. Ideally, the ring says "shocker" across it.
She really seemed to enjoy getting the rings of uranus.
did you see the rings of uranus?
She screamed when she first caught site of the rings of uranus.
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