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You begin to beat your meat and you try to nut right as it hits New Year
Brad “what’d you do for New Years?”
Mike “I stayed home and started of the year with a New Year Nut
In irish secondary schools, the 12-13 year olds are in first year. this makes them First Years™. Characteristics of First Years™ include: arrogance, cockiness, annoyingness and smartassness.
second year: oh god, here comes some First Years™
third year: shut up you were a First Year™ last year
esth*r lim and sh*rley lum (the 2 p6 year heads) are both cancerous communists and manipulators. they think that they r the best when in reality they are nothing but two old divorced hags. esther lim is an infertile whore that prob ate her husband. shirley lummylumslut has more forehead than bitches. also she rolls her eyes like some kind of superior dictator. must as well call her a dick taker bc her mouth is so big and fat and ugly. lick my pussy u whore.
someone: i hate shirlee lamb and essy leem. they are such cancerous nanyang year heads
someone else: ikr lets form an anarchy against them <3
someone: k lets show those assfucks that we're better than them
For when you dont know if a year will be bad or good
Neutral New Year!
What do you mean?
Oh i dont know if 2021 will be good or bad so i say neutral new year!
See fair-weather Christian and C&E Christian.
A person who only goes to Catholic mass to observe certain holidays, usually once or twice a year. This includes people who are forced to go, people who go voluntarily, believers and non-believers.
My family were a bunch of Once-A-Year Catholics, so whenever they made me go I got an anxiety attack for the whole mass.
When you break up with your current partner so you can hook up with a random on New Years Eve.
She was planning a New Year’s Cleave that night anyway, so I guess it’s for the best.
Kiss your friend without getting in any troubble
nah mate, its kiss friend year