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once a year friend

A friend who isn’t readily available to you even though you swear you’re tight and refer to them as a bestie. Although you genuinely get along well, you’re still not in their top tier of go-to friends. Realistically, you’re just inbox and text buddies who may happen to hang once a year.

She thinks her once a year friends really give a shit about her, they wouldn’t piss on her if she was on fire.

by Yellowcard65 July 27, 2021


Kiss Friend Year

Kiss your friend without getting in any troubble

nah mate, its kiss friend year

by noobmaster666 March 19, 2021


4 Year Seizure

When a President of the United States is elected and the republican/democratic side goes nuts because their pick did not win. Usually involves conspiracy, rumor, or pure falsehood.

2001 Democrat: I'm telling you man, George Bush was definitely involved in the explosion at the Pentagon.

2012 Republican: Hah, you're crazy! Meanwhile you still think that Obama wasn't involved in Sandy Hook.

Sensible Person: Jesus, look at these morons back then, having a 4 Year Seizure.

by A pyrocynical/leafy fanfag October 01, 2017


first year spread

term used when first year university students pick up weight during the course of their year. Causes may vary. example: stress, over-eating, over-drinking, lack of exercise.

"First year spread is real, Jane has picked up a lot of weight this year."

by Liadol15 October 15, 2015


Once-A-Year Catholic

See fair-weather Christian and C&E Christian.

A person who only goes to Catholic mass to observe certain holidays, usually once or twice a year. This includes people who are forced to go, people who go voluntarily, believers and non-believers.

My family were a bunch of Once-A-Year Catholics, so whenever they made me go I got an anxiety attack for the whole mass.

by No Derps April 28, 2018


New Year’s Cleave

When you break up with your current partner so you can hook up with a random on New Years Eve.

She was planning a New Year’s Cleave that night anyway, so I guess it’s for the best.

by Spoodge McDuck December 29, 2020


New Year Nut

You begin to beat your meat and you try to nut right as it hits New Year

Bradwhat’d you do for New Years?”
Mike “I stayed home and started of the year with a New Year Nut

by Uejej13 January 01, 2021