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When a President of the United States is elected and the republican/democratic side goes nuts because their pick did not win. Usually involves conspiracy, rumor, or pure falsehood.
2001 Democrat: I'm telling you man, George Bush was definitely involved in the explosion at the Pentagon.
2012 Republican: Hah, you're crazy! Meanwhile you still think that Obama wasn't involved in Sandy Hook.
Sensible Person: Jesus, look at these morons back then, having a 4 Year Seizure.
See fair-weather Christian and C&E Christian.
A person who only goes to Catholic mass to observe certain holidays, usually once or twice a year. This includes people who are forced to go, people who go voluntarily, believers and non-believers.
My family were a bunch of Once-A-Year Catholics, so whenever they made me go I got an anxiety attack for the whole mass.
Christmas and New Year's Eve are two of the largest items on anyone's social itinerary in a year. Usually they involve much family contact, drinking and general merriment. When combined however, they make reference to the fact you went and had the best time (usually night) of your life.
Dude1: "Hey how was your party at college?"
Dude2: "It was great mate, I gave them Christmas and New Year's!"
A Thousand Year Poop occurs when you think to yourself, "Golly, it feels like I haven't pooped in a thousand years!"
*And then you proceed to poop for a thousand years*
Jeffbro: Duderino Willies, I pooped so long the sky went from light to dark!
Dudewillis: Sounds like a Thousand Year Poop to me, Jeffrey Bruthers!
a phrase used by people to define college
"I shouldn't have went to that state college. All I did was get drunk and party and now I can't find a job because of my useless degree in Environmental Art History. what a waste of 4 years."
A person who has a unbelievable amount of power
That guy is a Year 8 Freddie
The six years of permanent nostalgia you gain before existential realization. This mostly occurs between 4 and 10; though can bleed between and outside years.
Nostalgia is mostly found in non-dynamic music and environments, and their iconic features defined in your childhood.
A famous example of 6-Years' Nostalgia happened between 2008 and 2014, with gen-z of this time frame claiming it to be very different from other times.