A post that you make in a thread that you didn't intend to make or just look horrible and you go to delete/edit it really fast.
Johnny made an oops post in Introduction and then edited it to say something else.
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When there is an unnecessary delay due to puntang or sexual relations.
Ted: Dude, where the fuck is Benny?
Hils: He had to post-pune our meeting because he was getting freaky with Sara.
Ted: Lame!
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Post-Jacking: Going way off topic on a Facebook post in lieu of normal human communication in an attempt to up one's cool factor.
That asshole Chuck is going way too far on my post! He is not as cool as he thinks he is! He should be arrested for Post-Jacking
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Used to describe a movie of the horror genre that isn't scary until you leave the theater. Thinking about it when you are lying in bed or home alone at night brings fear and anticipation.
Victim in bed: That wasn't a scary movie.... Monster looked like shit.
*Bump in the night*
Victim in bed: Okay... it was Post-Scary. I'm gonna die....
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Usually when someone posts something on social media being vulnerable about themselves. It reveals a soft spot about the person that is sappy or embarrasingly sweet. Can be used in a romantically, platonically, or for your family.
Person one: Did you see Jessica's post about her best friends all going to different colleges after graduation?
Person two: Yeah man, it was so long. What a simp post!
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She slammed that post pounder right on me last night
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A post that tells or asks people to like, comment and share the post. Typically done with a photo. Spam posts are done with the intention to get likes, comments and replys. It is done alot on Facebook.
Example of a spam-post: "if you think animals are cool like, comment & share this post."
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