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When an attractive female friendzones a male and feels sorry for him so she shows him her breasts because she pitys him for his lack of women.
John: hey i heard Bob saw Ashleys tits last night bro.
Mark: she gave him her titty pity because she knows he never gets chicks.
When a girls titties are looking very nice, and attracts the attention of all the guys in the club.
Hey brah, check that bitch out! Her face is kickin, but she still got that Titty Swagg.
The act of adding a dash of your favorite condiment or decoration on some stout nips in order to really set off the flavor.
Sarah's great but she could really use some titty sprinkels
When a grown man breastfeeds off of spoiled milk titties during intercourse.
I tittie slurped my grandma so much last night that she went to the hospital after she had a tingle attack
Also more commonly know as TTSOOSN or the upcoming third bleachers album “Take The Sadness Out Of Saturday Night.”
Jack still hasn’t acknowledged the meme culture of titty susan
A pair of breasts that are small, but elongated resembling water balloons that are not fully filled. The only thing you can do with them is squeeze at the base and slap the oblong protrusion.
“The bitch I was with last night had slappa titties. Couldn’t do anything with em but squeeze and slap em until they turned red.”
Where a fully grown man or woman still has their baby teeth which makes their smile look almost cartoonish because they might still be sucking his mothers titties.
Dave: Hey Devin, I gotta ask bro, have you ever thought of going to the dentist to make your teeth closer together?
Devin: I have a condition where my baby teeth still haven't fallen out.
Dave: Oh you mean titty teeth?
Devin: I don't suck on my moms tits anymore you assclown.