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A condition experienced by un circumcised males resulting from poor hygene, in which a sebaceous paste collects under the foreskin near the base of the head; it is characterized by it's fromage like consistency and it's pungent portugese fish market aroma.
Honey, let's pick up some of that head cheese at the deli, it'll go good with the prosciutto and havarti.
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When a girl is giving you a blowjob and she uses too much teeth (or any teeth) so you moan a little because of the pain and so she thinks she is doing a good job and keeps going! But you don't want here to stop, so you let her keep going and keep moaning and the vicious cycle continues!
Man, last night I let some bogan bitch suck my cock and she put me through the cheese grater!
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A small minded person in a position of authority; a petty tyrant.
The commander in cheese told me to lie to the customer about why the project is late again. How about if I just tell the customer that the project is late because the commander in cheese is a bad engineer?
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A nasty, smelly, substance that gathers inside of an unclean vagina.
"That cunt cheese smells like shit!"
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A type of cheese that is of low quality, possibly due to mass production.
Best when melted.
-Damn, this American cheese is bad.
-Try toasting it.
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Cheese from under your nuts. Usually with a distinctive smell.
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