Dirt Devil

The Act of sucking your partners chili ring with your lips. the goal of the whole process is to obtain the Poo-Poo in your Cum-receptical. once the Poo-Poo is in the Hot box, add some Cool-aid to the mix and swash it around for your pleasure. Enjoy

Justin Dirt Deviled the shit out of Blake last night and then gave the common courtesy of giving him a reach around....

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dirt merchant

Slang for a real estate agent

David works as a dirt merchant selling that new development on the north shore

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dirt in the ditch

when you dont wipe your ass good enough you have dirt in the ditch

dirt in the ditch is shit in your ass crack

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Dirt Rave

The Burning Man festival.

So, did you go to the dirt rave this year?

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dirt neck

another derogatory slur against people of color

yea we don’t wanna see you over here again you filthy dirt neck

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Dirt burger

An unhealthy burger from a takeaway or pizza shop that somehow resembles something edible and tasty when drunk, but to the sober eye is blatently pure evil and not fit for human consumption!

Kerry: Joe, I fancy a dirt burger on the way home.
Sue (who is nicknamed Joe but is actually called Sue): Ooooh good plan batman. Garlic mayo or chilli dressing??
Kerry: Definately garlic mayo.
Sue: Hmmm, garlic mayo makes the best dirt burger.

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dirt farmer

the worst job in the world you spend your whole day kicking the floor so dust comes up and you collect and you are paid 1p per kilogram.

'' i work on a dirtfarm all day''

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