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An inconsistency in someone's characteristics, behaviours, beliefs or actions. Refered to as such because, like a toilet seat, they're always undecidedly "up and down" about whatever it is.
"Is Jim going to the party on Saturday?"
"Naw. He's being a toilet seat about it."
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The nasty crap that surrounds the outer ring of your toilet
Sally: My hair is wet can you pass me a towel?
Jimmy: (grabs towel from around toilet)
Sally: Gross! I don't want to use that towel, it was on the ground with the toilet monkeys.
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A really annoying person, usually acting in an obnoxious manner. Bitter, hateful and aggresive, this person usually has no idea that no one likes them. Sucks at all endeavers where defining a winning strategy, managing a team or inspiring success is involved.
What makes an individual become so hateful and mad at the world that they become a Toilet Monkey?
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Where one guy makes another guy sit down on the toilet to piss like a woman and symbolically takes away his manhood.
"I better not catch you pissing standing up!".
and that is an example of toilet castration.
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The rush of emotions one feels when an automatic toilet flushes before one is finished with their "business". The emotions include, but are not limeted to: surprise, fear, anger, and frustration.
Just as Mona sat down on the airport toilet, it flushed throwing her into toilet freakout.
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The kid that guards the toilet at parties. (Puking) Some are oblivious and think the Toilet Guardian just has a small bladder.
"Who's in the bathroom now?"
"O thats just the Toilet Guardian again."
"O not again!"
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1) kisses sent at the end of a text message sent from the toilet
2) kissing in the bathroom
3) Falacio
Hi darling, I'm texting you from the crapper xxx
Ewww, don't send me toilet kisses!
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