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The nasty crap that surrounds the outer ring of your toilet
Sally: My hair is wet can you pass me a towel?
Jimmy: (grabs towel from around toilet)
Sally: Gross! I don't want to use that towel, it was on the ground with the toilet monkeys.
A really annoying person, usually acting in an obnoxious manner. Bitter, hateful and aggresive, this person usually has no idea that no one likes them. Sucks at all endeavers where defining a winning strategy, managing a team or inspiring success is involved.
What makes an individual become so hateful and mad at the world that they become a Toilet Monkey?
Where one guy makes another guy sit down on the toilet to piss like a woman and symbolically takes away his manhood.
"I better not catch you pissing standing up!".
and that is an example of toilet castration.
The rush of emotions one feels when an automatic toilet flushes before one is finished with their "business". The emotions include, but are not limeted to: surprise, fear, anger, and frustration.
Just as Mona sat down on the airport toilet, it flushed throwing her into toilet freakout.
1) kisses sent at the end of a text message sent from the toilet
2) kissing in the bathroom
3) Falacio
Hi darling, I'm texting you from the crapper xxx
Ewww, don't send me toilet kisses!
The kid that guards the toilet at parties. (Puking) Some are oblivious and think the Toilet Guardian just has a small bladder.
"Who's in the bathroom now?"
"O thats just the Toilet Guardian again."
"O not again!"
male; any kind of 'receptacle' for genetic emission/s.
on occasion, using a human female as a 'toilet'; can often be unwise!. -in tandem with the male "ejacs", the human female can often 'gear up for production'; resulting in 'enslavement' of the libidinal dominated!
for those who have studied history carefully, this development is often LESS than desirable!!, UNLESS one can summon 'long green' (currency!); with a mere snap of the fingers!! -one STILL remains condemned to 'financial/spiritual advisor' for 20+ years!...........
NO 'smart' businessman enters into an enterprise too 'taxing' to 'float'!! on its' own!! -'confinement'/'isolation', 'disarmament' of the male effluent (mind of its' own!!!!) can prove MOST helpful with this sketchy scenario!!
i grabbed a paper towel for use as a genetic toilet!
i'm used to porcelain, not SKIN for my body waste/s ! she (he) ended up my genetic toilet !!
my floor serves as a genetic toilet!!
i need a TOILET!!, here comes one NOW!!