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The fashion crime of wearing a denim shirt with denim jeans and denim jacket, hence the triple denim disaster. Most likely to be sported by Jeremy Clarkson.
Fashion Police 1: Oh God, there's Clarkson again!
Fashion Police Rooky: Oh my god! Is that-?
Fashion Police 1: That's right kid. The Triple Denim Disaster!
Fashion Police Rooky: It...burns!!!
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A triple chocolate meltdown is when a man, having sex with three women, has them place their asses together in a triangle shape, and slides his cock in the space between the three asses; then, all three asses take a massive shit on his cock.
A local man was caught performing a bizzarre sex act today with three prostitutes in the bathroom of an area 7-11. When asked what they were doing, he responded 'just buying a triple chocolate meltdown, officer'.
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Shoving a chicken nugget, or two, or three into a friends open mouth in order to get them to stop talking and/or smiling. Works almost every time. Unless that person happens to have horribly appalling table manners and talk with their mouths full.
Two friends are eating chicken nuggets at Wendy's:
Guy 1: Man, I just don't know why I'm having all these feelings. I feel so conflicted and I just wish....
Guy 2: (shoves a nugget into Guy 1's mouth) Dude. Shut up. You're like a girl when you talk about feelings.
Guy 1: But I juss dun know abou i...
Guy 2: (shoves two more nuggets into his mouth) TRIPLE NUG SHOVE!
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When calling someone a D-bag isn't enough and you don't have a lot of time, call someone a Triple D-bag. It stands for Dick-Dirt-Douche-Bag.
Person1: Lawl at you and your broken arm.
Person2: You're a Triple D-bag, you know that?
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The act of having sex with a whore of a girl, thrusting your man meat into her vagina, then into her butt, and finally blowing your load in her face/mouth.
Dude, do you remember when Jeff gave that chick the triple scoop at seaside and ended with the vanilla? He should have just mark bolted her instead.
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The act of a male receiving manual sex to completion, oral sex to completion and sex from three different girls in one 24-hour period.
Jason triple crowned Katie, Jenny and Alisha last night.
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Similar to a blumpkin. Taking a dump while getting a blowjob and simultaneously taking a rip off the bong or sometimes crack pipe.
Mike: Joe talked that strawberry into letting him pull off a triple crown.
Bob: Joe smokes crack?
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