King Of Troll

1. One who trolls on a regular basis achieving an average of +8 troll points per troll
2. One who causes lasting emotional damage to the fags who take it too seriously and is happy about this
3. One who gets deleted/banned/abused by at least 5 users/mods daily on any internet hole
4. One who looks like this IRL : (insert picture of trollface.jpg)

1: Dude I got +8 troll points on every status I trolled in the last 3 months.
2: Damn, you are the king of troll!

1: Man I looked in the mirror and my face looked like this : (insert picture of trollface.jpg)

2. Damn, you are the king of troll!

etc.

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Cock Troll

A promiscuous woman who uses online dating services and / or personal ads for the purposes of shopping for Mr.Monday, tuesday, wednesday, etc...

Cock Trolls will typically try to arrange a first date at your house.

Cock Trolls can be identified by the pictures in their profiles/ads. The pictures they post of themselves are typically deceptive and old. They will usually post at least one picture of themselves that is sexually suggestive.

Watch out for the Cock Troll's on plenty of fish.

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Table Troll

The below average beer pong player on the losing team who fails to make one cup during a game of beer pong has to then sit under the table during the next game and drink the winning teams cups until that game is over.

julio: " damn jose u better make a shot! "

rico: " ya man or ur gonna end up being the table troll "

jose: " fuck my life "

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Fierce Troll

A troll from Yahoo Answers.

Hangs around the P&S.

Question:

"Rate me on a scale from 1 - 10"

Fierce troll's answer:

"STFU Wh0re"

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Vagina Troll

n 1. A person who's company is unwanted.
n 2. A mythical creature that preferably dwells in one's vagina.

1. Get away from me you Vagina Troll.
2. Man, that guy's an assbastard. He must have a Vagina Troll up his rectum.

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concern troll

A person who lurks, then posts, on a site or blog, expressing concern for policies, comments, attitudes of others on the site. It is viewed as insincere, manipulative, condescending.

A concern troll commented, "You should be careful about what you write because you might get in trouble with the government." Another concern troll wrote, "This debate makes our side look disorganized."

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troll beaver

*Correction to the original definition.*

Refering to a short women's unshaven, dirty, unkept, disgusting vagina.

She flashed me that nasty ass troll beaver under the table, and I wanted to puke and rip my eyes out.

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