Trauma to the head of the penis when standing up after a bowel movement resulting a mushroom like swelling.
Generally found in morbidly obese men sitting on standard toilets
I was in a hurry in the John. I ended up taking a Trump. I can barely zip my fly.
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trump i a fucking Idiot. Trump is a negative narcissist Cold hearted person that's a fucking bitch.
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An entertaining guy, but he's never going to realize what an asshole he is. No wonder he has aides.
Trump- I didn't think I was being an asshole, I thought I was doing a good job.
Trump aide- Trust me sir, you were an asshole. That's what I'm here for sir.
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Donald Trump is a disgusting human being. He's racist, homophobic, trans phobic, sexist and racist. He's an absolute idiot and so are his supporters.
"Trump is a disgusting human being!"
"I agree, I HATE him. Biden 2020."
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The word for when somebody is being a grade A retard
Dude, my intelligence totally trumps yours
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Can be used reflexively to replace shit or fuck. Regardless of noun or adjective use, the meaning will be understood.
What a trump show this has turned out to be.
Go trump yourself!
I have to take a huge trump on the Don John.
Iโm going to trump you up!
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