Uncle Woody

A creepy guy, reminiscent of Woody Allen, who takes much too much interest in hugging, playing with, and taking nude pictures of, small children. Especially a family member who has these tendencies. The ultimate example of this is marrying your almost-adopted foster child who you photographed nude for several years.

Oh look, if it isn't Uncle Woody. Hide the kids.

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uncle curtis

Saying for getting your period

Trisha is really crabby today, Uncle Curtis must have made a visit to her.

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Uncle Stinky

The occasion where you feel like you have to take a large deuce, but you only drop a nugget. Except it takes at least, AT LEAST, a half of a roll of toilet paper and/or 5 baby wipes to clean your ass after.

I just dropped an uncle stinky and all the damn toilet paper I used clogged my damn toilet!

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uncle fucker

bad person

Barack Obama, Geroge Bush, Uncle fucker

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Uncle Slayer

A cussin who dissolves uncle boxers.

"Martha is an Uncle Slayer. did you see she brought home Kevin Dockstaters Dad..."

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uncle ray

someone who never buys anything and never shares anything

hes come to the pub with no money again...complete uncle ray!!!!!

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Funny Uncle

Another euphemism for the "confirmed bachelor" in a family or group. Although not necessarily a reference to homosexuality, it could be that the "uncle" in question is just eccentric, effeminate or prefers the company of his cats. It does not have pedophiliac connotations nor does it imply the man in question is of otherwise questionable character.

Examples from popular culture of the 1960s include:
.Floyd the Barber on The Andy Griffith Show, by Wally Cox
.Uncle Albert from Mary Poppins, played by Ed Wynn
.Uncle Arthur on Betwitched, by Paul Lynde

"He's a bit of a loner, kind of a 'funny uncle.'"

"He wasn't like the rest of the men in my family. He was the 'funny uncle' and the favorite of all us kids."

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