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Chad: Hey what’s your favorite band
Beta male: I love weezer
Chad: oh so you’re extra virgin
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1. A person who is nerdy and awkward, especially around the female type. They usually are addicted to video games, Lord of The Rings, Star Wards, Magic: The Gathering and other assorted nerdy things. A common virgin is a step beyond being a nerd, it is a lifestyle. Also a common virgin will not have had sex, and will never.
As the Common Virgins played Magic: The Gathering at lunch, one stood and shouted "LIGHTNING HELIX, CRAIG JONES WINS!@!@!@!@!". He then proceeded to squeal uncontrollably.
A neurodivergent person whose complete and pathological lack of game makes it impossible for them to get laid and dooms them to the bestfriend zone forever.
Dude, did you see Aaron's neurodi-virgin ass trying to make a move on Olivia the other day? I felt like I was watching an episode of the Good Doctor.
An asshole that has not yet been penetrated in sex.
"What say I revoke your Anal Virgin status with some Anal Defloration in that virgin butthole of yours?"
1. Someone who has a girlfriend but doesn't have penetrative sex is a semi virgin Just be touchy with each other or dry hump.
2. Someone who has sex via sexting is also a semi virgin.
1. Carl and Maya dry humped at Carl's house. Both of them are semi virgins as that's their first time.
2. Clara is a semi virgin as she sexted with Jake and that's her first sexual experience
privileged white kids who have their own car and never ride the metro, so when it's time to ride the metro, they are confused scared little bunnies.
virgin: how does the metro work?
normal person: metro virgin!
Someone who has never seen or heard of a meme in their life.
Hey Man, have you seen this new meme?
Whats a meme?
Oh my god, you're a meme virgin