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using a playlist to measure time.
instead of using a watch i just use my ipod's playlist because i know each song is 2:00 long and that would mean i need enough of those songs to fill 30 minutes.
"ugh i need to go for a jog."
"go and get your watch."
"but i don't have one."
"okay go and use the good o'l playlist watch."
"thanks dad!"
When two males get together on a friday night to suck each others private areas but dont want anyone to know thats what theyre going to do
Friend 1 : “Hey im gonna get together with Joe and watch a cool kung fu movie!” Other friend(s): “Oh that’s hecka cool! Can I come?” Friend 1: “Nah. Just gonna be us two! Maybe next time.”
A YouTube video showing that Takeoff faked his death.
I watched watch?v=7ewtGpyFXuM and i am in disbelief Takeoff faked his death.
A complete bee sucker nobody likes her because she is in too beeporn
When you go to a hotel to fuck, you bring the TV watching utensils for the netflix n chill session
The most elite unit of Firefighters. Green watch take the high standards of Fire & Rescue and push them further, taking pride in being able to solve any problem that comes their way. Some say they are forged in the flames by the gods of old. All we know for sure is they make the world a safer place.
All while keeping the station running.
Do you think Yellow watch will have cleaned the truck?
Ha! You’ve got more chance of hell freezing over
Hell will never freeze, but I bet GREEN WATCH could put it out!
I don’t doubt that from what they’ve done
so far...
May 1st is internationally recognized as “Watch Twilight with your significant other day” So cuddle up with your spouse boyfriend or girlfriend and turn on the twilight movie saga
Boy:Hey Babe it’s May 1st you know what that means
Girl:Heck ya I do it’s International Watch Twilight with your significant other day Time to cuddle up Boo!!