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A puffy pussy that looks like homer simpsons mouth
fuck that deflated pussy shit Im out here looking for some simps.
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A dude who is just “too nice.”
Simps are usually those dudes who are friend zoned by women that they truly like/love/want more than anything, but are usually placed in a lower ranking than other guys in a females repertoire, because a Simp practices a chivalrous, respectful, and friendly approach.
Girls find simps strictly platonic and if YOU are a simp, chances are you’ll go through the motions of dead end conversations, lack of effort towards you unless a girl wants something from you (I.e. A couple bucks, someone to talk to about other guy trouble, alcohol runs without an invite to drink, etc.),
Barely being recognized for your effort towards said female, and being thrown to side for other men.
For lack of better words: a dude who can’t get pussy because girls think he’s too nice of a guy.
See Nice Guy or Friendzoned
Jay: Yeah man, Jessica definitely keeps throwing me off to the side.
Ty: What do you mean?
Jay: I took her out to dinner, then she asked me to drop her off at a house that wasn’t hers. I’m like getting nothing from her.
Ty: Stop trying bro, you’re acting like a Simp.
Jay: I guess so bro..
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An incel. An absolutely pathetic idiot who only likes women for their meat
<tyren>
Friend: *showing a pic of his girl to his best friend bc he loves her*
Best friend: ahahah she’s kinda hot doe.
Friend: bruh you kinda a simp :/
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Dylan Commerford, a.k.a. someone who ain't getting pussy anytime soon
Dylan, a simp, ain't getting the wet kitty
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A male feminist.
A straight simp is a simp because he has an unhealthy desire for women, though no one knows why he acts so inferior to women and does whatever feminists want, and no one knows why he would want a feminist over a normal woman who does not have a brain tumor.
A gay simp is a simp because he desires the straight simps, but the straight simps act disgusted when he even flirts with them, despite their claims that they aren't homophobic. Gay simps also act like their inferior to women and will do anything for feminists. No one knows why gay simps try to go for homophobic simps instead of perfectly healthy normal men without a brain tumor.
A bi simp is a simp because he has an unhealthy desire for both men and women. Bi simps, like the previous two simp categories, will also act inferior to women and do anything for feminists. No one knows why a bi simp would choose a feminist/simp over a perfectly healthy man or woman who does not have a brain tumor.
George: I'm a male feminist.
Ruby: ...
George: I'll do anything for feminists, because men are inferior to women!
Ruby: What a simp.
George: *EXPLODES
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