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Pull their own weight

It means someone who can actually do what they’re supposed to, they meet the expectations and do their job

Jimmy just got back from the army and he’s going off about how civvies can’t pull their own weight.

by borntalentless March 1, 2018


Now's your chance to add your own!

Yes it is

Now's your chance to add your own!

by Just do it man April 13, 2021


pick up your own napkin

Picking up your own napkin is when you can contort yourself in order to suck your own genitalia. This often involves having a couple of your ribs surgically removed. It refers to when you drop your napkin at the dinner table & have to bend over & get it without getting out of your chair

If you can't get a date just stay home & pick up your own napkin!
I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin

by Neddy100 December 16, 2013


fuckin owned

when some one gets owned brutaly

boy 1 dam dam dam

boy 2 dam man i fuckin owned you

by undead4ever September 2, 2008


hearts their own text

So so sad

Zooey hearts their own text because they are not funny

by Llllllllllllllli May 17, 2022


a mask of my own face

hed wear that

neil cicierega: *messing around on amazon*
also neil *finds something called "a mask of my own face"*
still him: *realizes its literally his face*
what do you think: *buys it*
do i have to: a mask of my own face id wear that id wear that

by human i think February 4, 2023


Plan your own funeral

Another way of saying, “Mind your own business.”

“Oh go plan your own funeral dipshit!”

by Bobalingo April 5, 2024