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It means someone who can actually do what they’re supposed to, they meet the expectations and do their job
Jimmy just got back from the army and he’s going off about how civvies can’t pull their own weight.
Now's your chance to add your own!
Picking up your own napkin is when you can contort yourself in order to suck your own genitalia. This often involves having a couple of your ribs surgically removed. It refers to when you drop your napkin at the dinner table & have to bend over & get it without getting out of your chair
If you can't get a date just stay home & pick up your own napkin!
I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin
when some one gets owned brutaly
boy 1 dam dam dam
boy 2 dam man i fuckin owned you
Zooey hearts their own text because they are not funny
neil cicierega: *messing around on amazon*
also neil *finds something called "a mask of my own face"*
still him: *realizes its literally his face*
what do you think: *buys it*
do i have to: a mask of my own face id wear that id wear that
Another way of saying, “Mind your own business.”
“Oh go plan your own funeral dipshit!”