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when a guy is having protected sex with a girl and as he is about to cum he pees in the condom, then ties off the pee balloon and throws it in her face and then i scream HA JESSICA YOU JUST GOT PISSBAALLED!!
Jessica i miss you so much, please come back im sorry about everything
piss balled
The socket you pop your balls in when you’re bored
Jake: I can’t stop popping my balls in my ball socket
Dan: same
(Subtle popping noises)
When you take a marshmallow, wrap it in a towel, and then light it. Then you throw the s’more ball to the batter, who hits it with a wooden spatula.
Jeff: Hey do you want to play s’more ball with us?
Jay: What’s s’more ball?
Jeff: S’more balls in your mouth! Jk it’s baseball with a marshmallow on fire!
The male version of camel toe. When a man wears really tight jeans, biker shorts, or a Spedo you can see his ball pein hammer.
Ralph's spandex shorts gave him ball pein hammer.
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This is an action that can be done by female or male. In which man’s genitals, crotch, nuts,balls, groin, genitalia are slapped repeatedly, and some people do this to there friends as a joke. The male whom is getting slapped in the nuts will endures a ton of pain which is an understatement
Guy1: “ stop ball spanking me”!
Guy2: “ why would I stop ball spanking you after all your not in any pain right ”?
Guy1: “ I’ll give you 10$ If you stop ball spanking me”
when her pussy is so loose that you climb onto the dresser and cannon ball into it.
man, last night i cannon ball johnson'd your sister!
When you flush the toilet and sit down to shit and realize it’s clogged and your balls are wet.
Resulting in a immediate explicit sentence and jog of memory to figure out who was last in the house to,use the toilet.
I woke up and had a growler a brewing I went to shit flushed in the dark and sat down to lay some coil snap….
Harry ball dip.