speed me

meaning when you really need your friend to reply you text them on all social media and then call them

friend 1: hope everything goes well if not then speed me
friend 2: ok will do

trey text me back

when u r sending funny texts to ur boyfriend and hes not answering u

trey text me back bro

Hand me downs syndrome

1) When a younger sibling feels entitled to everything their elder sibling owns.

1)Agh! My little sister stole my new Mac lipstick again! She's got total hand me downs syndrome!

where'd you find that picture of me

When an image/video/meme is so relatable that you just can't help but see yourself in it. The joke is that even though you aren't in it, you could be given how much you relate.

*picture of someone being very uncool*
Comments: damn where'd you find that picture of me

Take me to pound town

Asking someone to give you a good pounding(fist bump)

Hey man I haven’t seen you in a while, take me to pound town!

furries near me

A joke website that probably doesn't exist, used by my friend a lot lol.

Me: ......
Friend:....
*silence*
Friend: furries near me
Me:..what.
Friend: furries. near. me
Me: okay-

You want me to be wrong and I'm not

Your entire reaction. And you understand my point to which is why you're stealing the core elements for yourself.

Hym "You want me to be wrong and I'm not! Your girlfriend would be happier with a fat cock. You wouldn't be successful with women without a fat cock (or an entire social system geared towards chaining one to you for life). Women are just fucking all of the fat cocks and everyone else has to have a relationship woth the leftovers. They'll always cheat. They'll never actually love you. Women AREN'T BETTER THEN MEN. Your economic success is trivial (Which is why bitch ass Kevin Samuels is dead) and you're not better than me. You're being given more credit that you deserve and denying people credit who ACTUALLY DESERVE IT. People ought to mirder you kids for how you are as a person."