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When you use a calculator to solves your problems quickly
!lvl 51
!lvl 48
!calc 30,000/70
!calc 428*5
Whoa man, you just pulled a fast berserk.
When a man dips his penis in barbecue sauce and puts it into a woman’s anus.
Jack “Babe we just got the new sweet baby rays barbecue sauce, I wanna turn you into pulled pork”
Katelynn “Sure! Get out a picnic blanket!”
Pulled Pork (or PP) is when your friends get drunk and dare you to have a BJ with a turtle. The hospital is overflowing with drunk idiots with missing wieners. Do not attempt this IRL
Billy: "Did you hear about Alex, he's in the hospital. Nurse said the Diagnosis was Pulled Pork or something
Joe: "I'm not that hungry"
Billy: "no, as in a red snapper ripped off his junk mid act. That's the last time Jason goes to the bar with us.
(Jason walks in)
J: "What's up"
(Jason's bags are thrown out and the door is slammed in his face)
in the midst of conversation: mentioning somebody significant to somebody who the person should not be mentioned to.
Girl: Are you friends with Rob? My best friend Rosy is dating him.
Guy: Oh Rob? I heard he was cheating on his girlfriend with a chick named Rosy.
Girl: Rob has a Girlfriend ... ?
*pulling a soler*
To attend an event that you know you will either not return to at anytime in the future or be invited back to so you take the opportunity to not give a single fuck.
Pulling a Ricky G: based on Ricky Gervais hosting the 2019 Golden Globes Award: You'll be pleased to know this is the last time I'm hosting these awards, so I don't care anymore. I'm joking. I never did. I'm joking, I never did. NBC clearly don't care either — fifth time. I mean, Kevin Hart was fired from the Oscars for some offensive tweets — hello?
Lucky for me, the Hollywood Foreign Press can barely speak English and they've no idea what Twitter is, so I got offered this gig by fax. Let's go out with a bang, let's have a laugh at your expense. Remember, they're just jokes. We're all gonna die soon and there's no sequel, so remember that.
A pedophile coming out as gay.
Did you hear NFL coach Kevin Maxen just came out? Yeah, but who cares? He must be pulling a Kevin Spacey.
1) When you have too much to drink, can’t remember where you were, and was kissing everyone in sight.
Man, I really pulled a Pino last night; I ran into Jordan and didn’t even remember it.