the coolest and gayest friend group ever (aka alex, mars, max, shuu/zen, and roz <333) the best friend group evr!!!!! thx for changing my life gaylords you guys genuinely made my year so eventful and fun !! (/kinda srs but also /j idk)
Someone: yo have you heard about the gay balls hotel members!?
Someone#2: yeah theyr the best!!!!
The Gay Card is something you give to a gay soccer team (France and Belgia) that likes to drink CockJuice for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Even at noon with his 3. Time trans (Someone who for example was a guy and became a woman and the regretted it and became a man again)
WHAT THE FUCK?!? BELGIA SHOULD GET THE GAY CARD
When gay porn roast you dont know what to say
Gay porn: I did your dad
Me:ar mum gay
you know. THAT LAUGH THAT . u made. its like a cackle + chuckle + wheeze. but its like 90 octaves higher than ur normal voice/laugh? yeah that
ryan: exists.
me, a very high octave laugh since urban dictionary is gay and wont let me just say high octave laugh: HSDGHIEHBVHDIJHEVWGQHEIJHVDSHUIWHQVEGDHJKZHEWAHE GDUHsj
This is when two men have sexual activities on Friday but if it’s a Friday it wouldn’t make either men gay.
Kyle: Wanna have sex bro?
John: No that’s weird bro.
Kyle: No, it’s not, because it’s not gay if it’s friday
Fifty Shades of Gray, but the gay version
Guy 1: "dude lets watch fifty shades of gray"
Guy 2: "you mean fifty shades of gay"
Guy 1: "no wtf"
This term only exists when Caden is sleep deprived
“Bro what if I’m not gay.. like what if I’m just imaginary gay 😳”