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The act of men named Pat fishing for compliments
I will get a big fish and a 4 star ball.
The feeling of being overwhelmed by virtual love and affection from another person but without a viable outlet to express this love, so you end up feeling sad and alone.
Friend 1: Ugh, i’m getting major emotional blue balls right now from my long-distance girlfriend.
Friend 2: What? Why?
Friend 1: look at this sweet paragraph she just sent.
A competition done by only the most fearsome and daring of them all, a group of men race to see how many braids they can make out of their ballsack hair in under a minute, world record holder with 27 braids done by “Goh fuhr ah poh” in 1856 Live in Japan.
I bet you can beat my Ball braiding record of 3 braids broski
a game which usually has 11 players.
like dodgeball,
except,
rather than 1 person throwing a rubber ball at the other 10+,
wah-ball involves 10 or more people throwing tennis balls or rubber balls at one person - the "wah".
(A large group of friends standing round, one produces a tube of tennis balls)
Tennis ball guy: Lets play wah-ball.
Geek: No, I'm always the damn wah.
Randomer: Lighten up JM, wah-ball rocks!
Geek: Have you ever been the wah? didnt think so.
The sensation of touching the testicles after they have been emptied of semen
I just masturbated, now I have bony balls
When you empty your testes, they will feel bony
I just rubbed one out, now I have bony balls
A famous line that The Scout from Team Fortress 2 says.
Scout: Aw, I love my ball.
Heavy: COWARD!