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Hot mom

A sexy mom 40+ celebrated all of may

Look at that milf she’s a hot mom

by I LOVE LOGAN May 16, 2023


Hot moms

A mom who has some good wap

Hot moms will be at the party

by Milf hitter August 30, 2021


hot cucumbers

Opposite meaning to cool bananas

A: I got 6% in my Financial Accounting exam.

B: Hot cucumbers!

by marcinr June 06, 2014


I thought Texas was supposed to be hot

(from folklore)
when someone is glowing brighter than the sun, the sun in this galaxy gets jealous and turns off. the world remains lit by the new star's glorious rays. the only place there is detectable change is in Texas, where the temperature drops dramatically. and so everyone's all 'what I thought Texas was supposed to be hot!' as in 'a new, brighter, more powerful star has been born.'

damn juul pod, you see that shot of Mel @ her new PAYING job?? I thought Texas was supposed to be hot

by whatsawatermelon4 December 07, 2018


Hot dogs in their milk carton

An uncultured person, particularly a homeschooler, doesn’t have all the hot dogs in their milk carton.

“_____ doesn’t have all the hot dogs in their milk carton.”

“Well, you wouldn’t expect Kate to know - she doesn’t have all the hotdogs in her milk carton…”

by Marshal Watson March 31, 2023


Hot Malört

Getting cock blocked by a person named Matt while already having sex in a jacuzzi

Matt: Hey this is my room!
Max: Matt, go to bed.

Matt: STOP HAVING SEX IN MY BATHTUB.
Karen: Well fuck if this isn’t worse than hot Malört.

by Unkindestpluto March 31, 2019


hot and dirty

When you are showering with your partner the morning after a night of drinking hazelnut latte beer, and you rip ass and lock the door.

James was fucked up last night on fancy hazelnut latte beers . He and his wife were in the shower the next morning when felt hot and dirty. He locked the door and proceeded to shart the most foul of demons from his arse.

by waahoooooo December 24, 2021