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The act of putting feces on a man's penis, then giving the man a blowjob with the feces on the penis for sexual pleasure.
Hey, I just gave a man the Washington Hot Pocket last night. It was good
Friend:have you seen any hot men recently
Me:none of them exist
When someone sticks their finger down your ass crack as it’s showing out the top of your pants.
Husband - “Don’t give me a hot cupcake while I’m fixing the plumbing.”
Wife - “No promises.”
An exceptional gluteus maximus.
Man that personal trainer has some hot hams.
Jamaican hot sauce is when you have diarrhea, and mix it into someone’s weed stash
Alex was being a dick so I hit his stash with the ole Jamaican hot sauce
Jim:What'd you have for breakfast this morning
Carl:Hot Diggity Dick
The tantric version of the Hot Carl, by taking Imodium thus delaying the facial release and intensifying the gratification.
Excitedly grabbing the Imodium from the medicine cabinet, Dan couldn’t believe Samantha was finally agreeing to the Hot Carli and 48 hours later the Saran Wrap was a streamy mess.