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An Orphan Hot Pocket is when an only child’s parents are taken and turned into hot pockets, then being fed to the now orphaned child.
I’m about to commit an orphan hot pocket
Hot topic is a gothic or softie store and anything you buy comes to $60 and you or your parents ask why you buy stupid sh!t like this
Customer: hi can I please buy this t-shirt
Worker: sure that will come to $38.05
Customer: why the hell is this so expensive for a t-shirt
Worker: I have no idea that’s how it is in hot topic unfortunately
its a store. nothing controversial here
i went there and got some earrings
guy1: where did u get that sanrio shirt
guy2: I got it from hot topic
The place that eats all of any teens money
Person A: Hey, I got some money, wanna go to Hot Topic?
Person B: I don’t have that much
-Two hours later-
Person A and B: Shit, we’re broke again
A bearded man with dried white sauce in the corner of his mouth, wearing hot pink Crocs, a cat hair matted kilt holding the sporran in his mouth, duster jacket and finger-less gloves, holding a hot dog in each hand, humming a tune while refusing to break eye contact with you.
Tinder matched me with such a Hot Topic last night, he was enchanting!
a place that people think is alt but really literally everyone and their mamma shop there. the pins are really good tho ngl
"some emo: omg i just spent $60 on a mcr shirt from hot topic i'm so different and edgy"
The action of giving a woman head while she is on her period.
"I was so horny i gave my girlfriend hot wings"