May 22

Happy national orgasm day. On this day you are gonna get an orgasm!

Girl- Hey, happy may 22.
Boy- why?
Girl- orgasm day. Gonna go get one right now.
Boy- oh. Then i do the same. Meet here in 5 minutes?
Girl- 10 minutes.

May 22

Today is the day to ask any boy for their hoodie, if they say no you have to steal it. ( then give it back obviously )

Person 1: yo its may 22 you know what that means...

Person 2: I have to ask Josh for his hoodie :(

crash of 22

a tragic golf cart accident

we dont talk about the crash of 22

Favre-22

The disease of fumbling bad bitches (named after the man with the most fumbles in NFL history)

“Damn that guy a victim of Favre-22.”

January 22

Girl Best friend day where your Girl bsf has to twerk on camera to show appreciation

Its girl bsf day! January 22! it twerkin' time

January 22

National "whip" your tits out day.

It's January 22nd, get those tits out.

January 22

Girls can’t say no for 24 hours so boys ask for anything

Girl 1:He asked me out what do I say

Girl 2:say no

Girl 1:I can’t it’s January 22nd