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mostly 60s-70s american muscle cars in bad condition tuned with cheap aftermarket parts.
features:
- giant hood-scoops
- cheap paint job (often primer paint)
- army bumper sticker
- rust all over it
etc.
A: Hey, look at that old, rusty Trans Am with that giant hood-scoop! What a hillbilly.
B: Yeah, there's a junkyard full of redneck cars a few miles away.
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When fat boys are in a car and they start rocking it back in forth and shake the car.
Pulling a angry car on the driver.
Bob: "we should pull an angry car!"
Bill: "Ok man!"
Jason (driver): "Stop it man! i'm driving!"
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Babe, you want car fun later?
Sure, babe. Let's bring your ride!
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The true opitime of shit. you have to tune these 4-cylinder pieces of fuel efficieny shit to the max just to make them worthy of a "car"
What happened to the old American Muscle? sure they had shitty gas mileage, but the power, the torque, the good looks, and the sheer originality shows the pinnacle of engine technology. back then 425 bhp was sport to the creators.. now we only see less than 250 unless its the sports car like the '05 mustang or the corvette.
It is a shame that cars this crappy ae actually being manufactured.. sweat-shop workers in panama could make these ugly, powerless pieces of junk blindfolded and if they were mentally retarded.
It pains us american muscle fans every day that we have to look at these new cars and say "what happened to cars nowadays?"
I hope all you people that stand by Lo-mein rockets that you will see the true light and obey your roots.. given if you were alive back then and you were not of american nationality.
Drive those pieces today, but know this.. Cars like American Muscle will never be made again, and we need more man-hours to keep them in existence. It will be more than worth it to see these babies 50-100 years from now.
rice-rockets are no better than to kiss American Muscle's tires.
Japanese cars are wannabees
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car cum is the dick-juice a guy sucks out of a dude's car-boner at a drive-in movie theater while his cum-buddies watch, and then they want to take turns spit-roasting him so they can have drive-in-gasms in his mouth and boy-hole and make him lick their dicks clean and swallow their hottie loads.
A bunch of us cadets went to a drive-in, and I spent my time eating car-cum!
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A reflexive reaction, when driving an automobile, to a sudden obstacle or condition outside the car. The reaction can take the form of ducking one's head, swerving one's body to the side, or otherwise moving one's body. The reaction does not affect the steering or direction of the car, however. The reaction is typically irrational, given that the outside obstacle does not truly threaten the vehicle passengers.
* When driving near the airport runway, I car flinched when an airplane came in for landing over our heads.
* I car flinched last night when a bird suddenly flew towards the front of my car.
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