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Fellatio Fish

A fish whose sole purpose is to perform oral sex on other male fish. Its diet primarily consists of semen, although it has been known to prey on smaller fish.
More broadly, a Fellatio Fish is a friend who is exceedingly desperate for popularity among your crew. You sometimes wonder if he does indeed blow your friends from time to time just to save himself an ass kicking.

That Clarence sure seems pretty tight with those hooligans, especially since he's such a geek. What a Fellatio Fish.

The toddler was confused at the scene in his aquarium involving the Fellatio Fish performing its sacred duty on a bullish Angler.

by Sizzy H January 31, 2011

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Fish eye

The act of having sex in the "doggy-style" position. Then spitting on the girls neck, makin her believe that one has ejaculated. Upon her turning around, the male ejaculates in her eye.

I fish eyed that hoe blind yo.

by The Shock February 21, 2003

310๐Ÿ‘ 166๐Ÿ‘Ž


Anal Fishing

When a male and female (or male and male) have anal sex, the male puts a hook on his penis and 'fishes' in the anus for feces.

Jill and Sam enjoy anal fishing.

by the wild betchhhhhh July 26, 2014

21๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


fish mittens

Descriptive of the clamminess that makes your fingers stick togther after a session spent "fingering" a young lady.

Joe: How far'd you get last night?
Bob: Not that far mate, wearing me fish mittens though!

by Chad Cobra December 9, 2004

21๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Stute Fish

an ugly girl that pretty girls hang out with to make them look more attractive in contrast

Girl 1: Hey, do you want to hang out with me and my hot friends?
Girl 2: But I'm ugly.
Girl 1: You can be our stute fish.
Girl 2: Okay.

by Zach Block June 24, 2005

55๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


cunt fish

1. To go fishing inside a cunt. The best bait to use is turgid worms of various sizes (but you personally only have one size, unless you're yet to finish puberty, then you might have different sizes at different times, but only one size at one time).

2. A fish that lives in a cunt. These are mostly seen in women of the Amazon basin, and are similar to piranhas, but they don't eat the person whose cunt they reside in. Their food of choice is turgid worms. Men of the Amazon basin have the highest incidence of stump cock in the world.

1. Person A: Dude, you wanna go and paint my house for me?
Person B: No thanks, dude, I choose to go and cunt fish.

2. Sir David Attenborough: The cunt fish is native to women of the Amazon basin, noted for its sharp teeth, scaly appearance, and French accent.

by Wonaldo April 19, 2008

24๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fish Purse

Vagina

You can put your roll of quarters in my fish purse

by Spgn April 28, 2011

66๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž