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The stealthy little bastard that haphazardly leaves brown marks on your undies. Also acts as a scapegoat to take the blame for unexplained events for which you would normally be blamed.
Also known as the pantie assassin (for girls :-p )
Damn - the poo ninja's dealt to my tighty whities!
Dad: "Where'd all the change from my jeans' pocket go?"
Son: "poo ninja must have got it."
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This phrase is commonly used when someone is pulling a face that you would usually associate with taking a poo (to strain) also often associated with a cum face.
Will you please stop giving me the poo face, i know you're stressed - calm down!
Why are you straining, is that your poo face?
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Poo Leg refers to the mysterious, involuntary spasm of one's leg as one takes a shit. It may be caused by the inclination to arch one's foot so that the heel levitates above the ground. The intensity of the Poo Leg may depend upon the amount, length, or velocity of the shit in question. Furthermore, it is possible to experience a double Poo Leg which resembles playing a double-bass drum during the into of Van Halen's "Hot For Teacher". Lastly, it is generally accompanied by beer shits following the previous nights transgressions.
Dude 1: Man, that was a sick party last night.
Dude 2: Fuck yeah, I drank my face off last night. I'm talking
Zombie drunk.
Dude 1: All that beer man. How was this morning?
Dude 2: Poo Leg. What else is new.
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when you do a poo that rips your arse apart because it is so bloody big and massive. it feels like your arse has been rapped. it has chunky bits in it the size of tennis balls. wait that is a tennis ball. gross. can often get to be 25 centimetres- around! it really hurts. be careful you will need a larger size toilet. NOTE: try not to do a poo ripper in your pants.
'When sean went for a shit he did a poo ripper that was the size of a basketball!'
'my name is brody and i just ripped my arse apart with a poo ripper'
'murray jones did a poo ripper that didnt rip her ass?'
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A text message/sms sent whilst having a dump. Generally signified by signing off the message "pt".
"Hey, do you wanna go out later? PT"
"I just sent Mark a poo text when I was taking a shit! You might want to give it 5 before going back in there..."
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The act of smearing honey on another's anus then licking it clean.
I was giving my girlfriend a Poo Bear when my head became wedged in her honey jar.
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