8=====D

An penis if your sexual or a alien smiley face

A conversation between a mother and son

Mother: 8=====D
Son: Eww mom why did you send me a penis
Mother: Your Brother said it was a alien space ship
Son: No its a Penis
Mother: so this isn't a alien getting into a ship 8=====D {()}

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Jan 8

The day to slap anyone named Alex

You: *slaps*

Alex: WTH DUDE- oh wait, its Jan 8. It’s all good bro.

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8-------D

the penis emoji. a form of text slang/language. use this if you are pissed of with your friends. preferbely use a capital D instead of a lowercase D at the end (tip of penis). you can even change the length of the penis.

example: two friends texting.
person A: you are soooo annoying!
person B: you are such a 8-------D
person A: you are a bigger 8---------------D

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November 8

November 8 is International girl independence day. On this day all girls that have a partner of any sort will have 2 end it

Boy: what day is it?
Girl: it's November 8 which means I need to break up with you

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November 8

It’s November 8 you gotta ask for your crush’s phone number

Boy: hey it’s November 8

Girl : ya so
Boy: it’s national ask your crush’s phone number so give me your number

Girl: ok

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D=8

A backwards penis or a math equation.

You should suck a D=8

D=8 1+D=9

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8 banger

A big bore V-8

We rented a 4 banger on vacation, forgot how powerful the 8 banger was..

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