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A Boo Ninja is a man who consistently scores women which are obviously way out of his league. Most often the Boo Ninja is spotted in bars working his magic. In this setting the Boo Ninja will look much like a scout master holding court with his young charges gathered around a camp fire. But the Boo Ninja is no scout master and his charges are not suburbanites but rather really hot young women and with each word the Boo Ninja speaks his audience will either laugh or compliment him on his wisdom as each competes to be his paramour {fuck} for the evening.
"Look at that bald fat fucking old Boo Ninja... he is old enough to be their fucking grandfather, he had the damn valet park his Yugo and yet look at all of that fabulous {highly fuckable} , boo {pussy} hanging on his every word like he is some fucking mullah {Islamic preacher} issuing a fatwa {religious decree}.
when in a tight situation, solve it in the most ninja like way as possible.
dude, chris was about to get capped by niko, but it he was able to ninja it out and it was cool.
peeing on the side of a toilet bowl to pee silently
I ninja pee so people can’t hear me pissing(my walls are thin)
When you are mid-coitus and your roommate enters your dorm room. You proceed to jump off your bunk and into a snuggie (preferably mid-air) to tell them to come back later and/or warn them of the horrors going on in the room.
I had to come back to the party because Jennifer snuggie ninjaed me when i got back home. She literally jumped off the bed, tore her snuggie from a hook and jumped right into it before i got 2 steps inside.
a rush of adrenaline in an unexpected moment
When you are dead asleep and something wakes you up, you jump out of bed due to a ninja rush
When a girl on tinder posts pictures of only her face, and hides the fact that she's fat
Had a date with a really sneaky fat ninja, can't believe I didn't see her second chin in her profile pic!
When you do something you know you're not supposed to do (whether it's good or not so good) or when you do something that other people (like your parents) don't want you to do.
Well...sneaking out to Caid's party at 11 p.m. was a real ninja mission.