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an unexplained white stain on your clothing which obviously can not be explained.
What is that stain on your pants? Dang, I must have gotten ninja skee!
A badass sport bike ranging in CCs usually ranging from 300-1000cc, easily comparable to the Busa.
Dude is that a Kawasaki Ninja!?!, those things have balls!
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When you are mid-coitus and your roommate enters your dorm room. You proceed to jump off your bunk and into a snuggie (preferably mid-air) to tell them to come back later and/or warn them of the horrors going on in the room.
I had to come back to the party because Jennifer snuggie ninjaed me when i got back home. She literally jumped off the bed, tore her snuggie from a hook and jumped right into it before i got 2 steps inside.
When a girl on tinder posts pictures of only her face, and hides the fact that she's fat
Had a date with a really sneaky fat ninja, can't believe I didn't see her second chin in her profile pic!
a rush of adrenaline in an unexpected moment
When you are dead asleep and something wakes you up, you jump out of bed due to a ninja rush
Someone who makes something look valuable or expensive without actually spending much money.
“Marcia is such a Budget Ninja, she made that wedding present look a million dollars.”
When there is visible jizz on one's pants, yet the wearer of said pants has no idea how it came (no pun intended) to be there.
Emily: Nice white splotchy thing on your crotch...
Cara: Oh, it's just the light.
Emily: Are you sure...?
Cara: Unless I'm being ninja jizzed, there is nothing there!