Jesus Burrito

1. a theoretical burrito that Jesus Christ makes so hot that even he himself cannot eat it (usually said to be microwaved).
2. any burrito that is so hot that it can't be eaten by a mortal human (although Jesus probably could).
3. A burrito that is so hot it makes you see Jesus.
4. Archaic: A burrito that is so hot that it burns the sin right outta ya.
5. Noun: Another name for the Holy Corpse Parts in Jojo's Bizzare Adventure, Specifically Eyes of Heaven, seeing as they look like burritos in the game

"Oh, we got another Jesus Burrito" - Joel

Burrito Supreme

When you stick your penis through a burrito and have sex with somebody

I had a good burrito supreme last night

deep fried burritos

the absolute greatest thing ever. period.

megadeth cant' touch deep fried burritos in any way. no matter how many key changes are in the solo

Burrito's tatas

Rushmore Titties, mommy milkers, teddy's hands pillows, oxygen provider...

Burrito's tatas

Cambodian sushi burrito

A dirty Cambodian choocha or dirty little slam piece used and abused by many.

Damn you really eating that Cambodian sushi burrito you know where that has been?

lunch burritos

Also known as a taco.

I ate some delicious lunch burritos last night.

burrito sleve

A sexy sleve with a sexy burrito just sexy baby.

Oh ya burrito sleve, wet me.