When you receive your report card to find you have 2 As and 2 Bs.
"Hey, what did you get on your report card?"
"A B.5"
"Two As and two Bs? Cool."
December 5 is when your male friend kisses your or slaps your Booty
Female friend:Oww you slap my ASS
Male:its December 5
Female:ohhok
It's Kyle J. Simmons birthday so you'd better get a mustache or he will get into your room through your window like Shrek did*.
* "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" video.
Random 3-years-old kid: My birthday is on February 5th!
Me: Oh boy...
The slang term for maximum hotness, dependent on height.
She has the height of 5'hot".
National beat your meat in front of your crush
December 5 is the day you beat it in front of your crush
Really hot girl. In the top 5 of hottest girls you’ll ever see
Guy: Excuse me ma’am, but I think you’re top 5
Woman: top 5?
Guy: you’re in the top of hottest women I’ve ever seen!