20 minute workout

the birth of fapping waaay before pornhub

i just did 20 minute workout my balls hurt from all the yankin'

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20-second rule

Any computer application must respond to input within twenty-seconds or the person using it will think that the software is broken and begin pressing the "Any Key" to elicit a response.

Internet latency is not an excuse for failure to respond; c'mon, even satellite links have less than 20 second latency.

The iPhone has a 20-second rule start-up timer; if an application takes longer than 20 seconds to start up, it is killed by the iPhone OS. Also, the iPhone OS will kill any application that is unresponsive for longer than 20 seconds.

Usually seen on poorly built web pages that rely on over-taxed advertising servers.

Also violated by Windows OS during the boot process where it waits a whole freaking minute for network connections that are never connected to time out.

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20 percent of Battery

a moment when an iPod or music player has 20 percent left of battery

symptoms include moaning, groaning, complaining, frustration and eventual boredom

"I'm ready to play infinity blade 2!"

*2 hours later*

screen "20 percent of battery"

"FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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20 feet dildo

Something you don't want shoved up your ass.

A: Hey! Look what I found!
B: Oh my god! A 20 feet dildo, please spare my ass.
A: *Aims*
B: *Runs*
B: NOOOO! I'm hit!

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January 20, 2021

The day all the wrongs in the world become right.

January 20, 2021. Just you wait.

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4 20 Miracle

A miracle that only occurs when the clock strikes 420.

In all cases it will regard experiences with marijuana.

the weeds downstairs? It's a 4 20 miracle!

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1/20/09

Hopefully, the day it all changed.

The nation was going in a downward spiral before 1/20/09.

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