Patrick is a magnum chicken eater. He will have sex with big tit cougars. He has a massive peen and gets all ladies
Oh man he gets hella cougars, he must be a papa beat 69.
When you 69 like Pinocchio and mistake your nose for a hose.
Then, tell a lie. It grows bigger and bigger until you blow your wad and collapse like a puppet then scream "oh no, my nose is dripping like my hose"
I just wanted to do a 69 with Doug but he insisted we Pinocchio 69.
Well wouldn't you know, no tissues.
What a fucking mess!!!
person: Rizz ohio poggers grimace shake 69 420 sussy baka amogus drip amongus
person 2: bro thats so old💀
When 2 people eat eachothers asses at the same time.
Yo bro me and Tiffany just tried the 69 rimmer last night it was wild.
National slap a person called Ollie day! This is the day when you go to a person called Ollie and slap them.
1. OH LOOK OLLIES COMING! Let’s slap him lol. ‘April 69’
This is a bracelet worn by two men to enhance their ability of ejaculation when performing 69 with each other. They are worn on the tips of both of the men's penises to stimulate a large rope like ejaculation of semen. 69 bracelets may also be decorated with candy to enhance the flavor of deep-throating, and also to combine the taste of candy with semen, thus generating an overall more enjoyable 69 experience.
"Last night I used 69 Bracelets while doing 69 which made me nut really hard, and when my partner came, the candy made the semen taste even better than usual!"
A lucky word because of a stupid rapper called 69
Oi u watch brooklin 99
I watch brooklin 69 69