A “wall kid” is a term that originates from Eden Prairie, Minnesota. There is no actual wall, the term refers to railings overlooking New Commons. There are four railings, one for Freshman, Sophomores, Juniors, and Seniors. People who stand at these “walls” are called Wall Kids. They go to the walls before school starts, during lunch, and in between classes. To be a wall kid, you can be blonde, you can be rich, you can play football (some baseball players are wall kids, but it’s not a rite of passage), or you can be on drugs and drink hella alcohol (in a “cool” way though, not such a drug addict that you are shooting heroin in the bathrooms, ODing in the halls, or are a frequent user of the sex staircase). It also has to be mentioned that you have to be really hot for people to even consider you a wall kid. Some girls are NOT hot, but if you’re blonde and friends some of the girl wall kids, you’re in. Some ugly guys hang around the walls, too, but they also are probably friends with a wall kid, and the others are probably irritated that someone ugly is by their precious wall. Popular incoming freshman will know that they will become wall kids, and on the first day of school will run to the freshman wall. Wall kids will go to Homecoming and Prom together, throw raging parties, and be guaranteed a spot at a good college (no ivies, none of them are all that smart). Wall kids are the highest rank of social status at Eden Prairie High School.
Girl 1: I really like this one guy. He’s super hot.
Girl 2: There’s no way you could date him, he’s a fucking wall kid.
Guy 1: Are you gonna play football this summer?
Guy 2: Yea, all my friends do it.
Guy 1: you mean all the wall kids.
Girl 1: Goddamn it, all these wall kids are crowding the hall way.
Girl 2: I know!
Those species of humans who sit under stair cases or elevators and play Nintendo ds’s or games similar.
Oh look there’s the elevator kids under the stairs again
idiotic fruitbowls who somehow have good music and personalities
"jeogiyo noona hokshi namja chingu isseoyo?" -- han jisung of stray kids
Frank: Do not diddle kids. It's no good diddling kids. I wouldn't do it with anybody younger than my daughter. No little kids, gotta be big. Younger than my wife, older than my daughter.
The kid that fkn smells like shit and looks like shit
(probs the kids called brock or reece)
(brock or reece walks past)
holy shit cunt put on some deo cunt
Brock: yea well why dont u go and poopoo
The manky kid: The kid thats manky
A group of teenagers who often gather in the same place to smoke together.
Those goddamn chimney kids are out behind the Taco Bell again. Shouldn't they be at school?!
a sexton worshiper who will do anything to impress lord sexton or to make him laugh. Somewhat of a fake friendship, TC Kids just want lord sexton to like them
lord sexton: Hey
TC Kid: hahahahaha you are so funny. omg i love you so much! Please like me i will do anything