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A way of fondling both breasts, somewhat akin to how one might juice two lemons simultaneously.
"I love how sensuously Martin gives me a lemon twirl treat"
When a man rubs dick and ball sweat on his finger then rubs it under another man's nose.
Don lemon cnn
After rubbing my dick I wiped it on his mustache like don lemon. I gave him the ol lemon zester
“Man, that Adams County Sheriff came in looking for weed but only found lemon pound cake”
A club that worships Lemons and Saucepans alike.
Founded by : Lemon Lezog Lemming LeMoon
Co-founded by: Marty Vibratey Saucepany
To become a member you must indure an intense spanking session by either myself or the co-founder. You must then recite 'the little book of complete bollocks'
Having completed these tasks you will then be given a name.
The ten comandments of the Lemon and Saucepan club:
1. Thou shalt not worship any other fruit vegetable or kitchen appliance
2. Thou shalt not idolise any other fruit vegetable or kichen appliance
3. Thou shalt not mistreat Lemons or Saucepans, And thou shalt not use any lemon or saucepan for evil
4. Remember the saucepan day and keep it Lemony, On this day thou shalt take a break....have a kitkat
5. Honor thy Lemon and thy Saucepan
6. Thou shalt not kill any Lemons or Saucepans. Thou shalt not squeeze a lemon or burn a saucepan
7. Thou shalt not run off with other fruits, vegetables or kitchen appliances
8. Thou shalt not steal a lemon or saucepan, thou must keepith thy fellow groser and currys worker in buisiness.
9. Do not fausely accuse thy fellow lemon and saucepan worshiper of stealing
10. Thou shalt not covert another mans Lemon or Saucepan.
The Lemon and Saucepan club
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Fanfictions about cats from the book series Warrior Cats having sex
Me: John is such weirdo
Bob: No he is not!
Me: He reads warrior cat lemons...
Bob: I stand corrected. What the fuck john
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The act of urinating in a womans vagina during intercourse and proceeding to eat her out.
Kyle gave Kelly an Orcutt Lemon Juicer and now his tounge is yellow.
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Only the most delicious shot EVER! Made with Bacardi Dragonberry, lemon (or sour) and sugar along the rim. Mmmm...sweet!
Careful, though...they have a tendency to sneak up on ya!
Dude! I got so fucked up last night.
Must've been all those dragonberry lemon drops, bro!
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