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Bags of pre-packaged lettuce at the grocery store.
Husband: Babe, what do you want at the grocery store?
Wife: Salad Stuff!
Four or more fine male gent struggling with there sexuality come up with challenge called A Salad Train. The men get down on all fours in train with there heads facing the gent in fronts anus. The designated driver says choo choo and the other gents inserts there tongues in the other gents anuses to form a salad train . Once the train starts choo choo ing whichever gent gets an erection from the salad tossing might help them in there voyage of discovery
I did a salad train express last night
A bunch of crabby and cantankerous people
Nat: "Hey Shar, how was your meeting today?"
Shar: "Oh gosh don't get me started, it was a bitch salad!"
Colourful detritus left in the sink strainer after the washing the dishes.
"Dude, that chilli con carne sink salad is super bling, yo!"
A guy who is overly concerned with diet and excercise, and has a habit of overcommunicating what he’s eaten.
“How was your date last night?”
“He was such a salad bro. He asked the waiter about the macros in the appetizer.”
“I like Ethan but he’s a real salad bro. He’s been doing keto for four years, and I can only handle so much kale in a week.”
"I found myself eating hangover salad when I was hella drunk with Chelsea on Saturday and I ate hangover salad".
noun. A term for a group of people who SMELL/ aren't cool.
Going to school feels like entering a bowl of onion salad.
Those people over there are creating an onion salad.