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A shot made with Rumchata and Fireball
I would like a shot of Santa Jizz please
When you and a special friend talk dirty to each other over Facebook chat and you jizz in your pants or on the keyboard or monitor
dude me and my girlfriend were having a hot conversation last night and i fab jizzed all over the place.
Someone who can control the power of his nut juice and snipe anything with it e.g ashes head from r6 siege
I think something hit me in the back of the head
Yeah the jizz bender
When a guy cums and more comes out than expected.
I really shot a jizz storm in Kim's face.
A jizz cocktail is what happens when a girl sleeps with several men in a short space of time without a condom. The result a mixture of jizz aka a jizz cocktail.
Sophie slept with so many guys on Friday she must have had a jizz cocktail inside her.
1) Drop a load of baby batter
2) shoot some spooge out the wanker
Your ol’ lady gave me blue balls, I really need to take a jizz
My ol’ lady caught me jerking off, so I had to stop, now I got blue balls and I really need to take a jizz
A plain, simple, preferably cheap although not too cheap or it sticks to the skin roll of toilet paper cleverly hidden in one's room for usage of cleaning up one's mess proceeding a successful wanking.
"Where has internet porn been all my life?! . . . Also, where are the Jizz Tickets?. . ."