Virgin Perspective

A boy virgin seeing a girl virgin naked for the first time. The boy has never seen a naked women before. He would presumably think she was beautiful because he has nothing to compare her to. Nothing else could be better or worse, at least in that moment. The boy wold not be able to judge because his mind is a blank slate.

A girl undresses in front of her boyfriend. He has a virgin perspective.

West Virginity

One’s anal virginity

Guy 1: Hey, how was your date last night?
Guy 2: Great, I took her back to my place afterwards, and then I took her West Virginity!
Guy 1: Her what?
Guy 2: You know, I went down south, then turned west. It was her first time and it was pretty nice!

Virgin Paradox

A person (probably an Incel) that frequently talks about their past sexual experiences, so that other participants of a conversation do know that in fact the person in question had sex

Person 1: man he’s been going on about his date from last month. He can’t stop talking about how he fucked her.
Person 2: sounds like a Virgin Paradox to me.

vestigial virgin

Someone who remains a virgin much longer than normal, not by choice, but through circumstance.

"The 40 Year Old Virgin" is about Andy Stitzer a vestigial virgin.

Extra virgin

Liking weezer

Chad: Hey what’s your favorite band

Beta male: I love weezer
Chad: oh so you’re extra virgin

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Common Virgin

1. A person who is nerdy and awkward, especially around the female type. They usually are addicted to video games, Lord of The Rings, Star Wards, Magic: The Gathering and other assorted nerdy things. A common virgin is a step beyond being a nerd, it is a lifestyle. Also a common virgin will not have had sex, and will never.

As the Common Virgins played Magic: The Gathering at lunch, one stood and shouted "LIGHTNING HELIX, CRAIG JONES WINS!@!@!@!@!". He then proceeded to squeal uncontrollably.

Neurodi-virgin

A neurodivergent person whose complete and pathological lack of game makes it impossible for them to get laid and dooms them to the bestfriend zone forever.

Dude, did you see Aaron's neurodi-virgin ass trying to make a move on Olivia the other day? I felt like I was watching an episode of the Good Doctor.