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Today is the day to ask any boy for their hoodie, if they say no you have to steal it. ( then give it back obviously )
Person 1: yo its may 22 you know what that means...
Person 2: I have to ask Josh for his hoodie :(
Nation send full body nudes to someone to show your love and affection for them.
“It’s May 22 and I still haven’t received a picture”
“Damn, she must not love you”
Ping your your friend on discord without any reason 22 May, every 22 May i must ping esteve (ma friend) without any reason :). You can do the same as I but with one of your friends on discord. Good luck
Discord-
@ℌ𝔄𝔇𝔈𝔖, oWINO´`EBBGOJERRDBD BOSOJFVSJNFVN´`OSKIIDDF´`OPIN+Psoijnfiosdkfnkl
- Why did u ping me?
BE CAUSE IS MAY 22. DE DAY OF PING YOUR FRIEND WITHOUT ANY REASON DAY :), DUCK U
Happy national orgasm day. On this day you are gonna get an orgasm!
Girl- Hey, happy may 22.
Boy- why?
Girl- orgasm day. Gonna go get one right now.
Boy- oh. Then i do the same. Meet here in 5 minutes?
Girl- 10 minutes.
The day all Urban Dictionary user watch Return of The King starring Elijah Wood.
Person A: It’s September 22!
Person B: *slowly slides the extended version of return of the king into the DVD player*