A timeless song by Don McLean, which was soiled when some horny bastards made a movie that disgraces it.
I'm listening to American Pie now!
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most people think that people who shop at american eagle want to fit in, but that's not true. people sometimes think that they don't have enough money to shop at abercrombie, so they shop here. american eagle has really cute stuff.
i love their clothes. they have the cutest skirts that you can wear for any occasion. they also have really cute jeans. i love their jeans because any figure can fit those jeans w/ a good fit.
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1.to be in agreement with Sean Hannity
2.caller on the Sean Hannity show.
3.a mocking term of right wing fanatics.
After the caller of the hannity show was done speaking Sean replied,"thank you for a great american."
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Someone who crys passionately when their "idol" doesn't win.
Man, Simon was talking smack to Clay last night and Jenny went all American Crydol on me.
When an uneducated chef describes his style of cooking.
"Yo, everything we make is whack! My menu is modern american."
The act of sticking your winky in a sugar glazed doughnut and demanding your partner to lick it off and trading roles with a phallus until the box of doughnuts are empty
Husband: Time to suck my glazed winky dear
Wife: you mean the American doughnut?
Husband: yeah where is the phallus?
1. The politically correct term for a white guy trying to act thug.
2. A term for a black guy who fails at being gangsta, synonym: Wangsta
Steve started wearing bling? He's such a Wafro-American.
He says he's gangsta, I say he's Wafro-American.