Flicking me in the arse hole

annoying me

Joanne: Please, Please, Please, Please
Danny:Stop it now you're flicking me in the arse hole

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face like a slapped arse

Face contorted in displeasure or annoyance, resulting in a less than flattering look.

Girl, "Let me know when you're about to cum."
Bloke, "Okay."
Girl, "Mmggagt."
Bloke, "Ooops."
Girl, "I thought you were going to tell me when you were cumming?"
Bloke, "Oh cheer up, love. You've got a face like a slapped arse."

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Wine up your arse

The state of being too wound up by a minor annoyance.

“Fuck mate, I can’t believe you missed by birthday!”
“Look, I missed the bus. Wine up your arse.”

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Black as a coal miners arse

Very black, very dark

"did you see that grand piano it was as black as a coal miners arse". "The outlook is pretty bleak, it's as black as a coal miners arse"

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face like a cats arse.

A person who's facial expressions resembles a cats arse. eg, all wrinkly with pursed lips.

Person: that woman's got a face like a cats arse.

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More arse than grass

It refers to the fact that there are a lot of attractive women around.

Kim called Josh and said: "Hey Josh, come on over, there's more arse than grass here".

Arse sucking rat bastard

A person of next to no moral fiber , often a career motivated, forward thinking brown nose with exceptional organizational skills and a keen sense for changes in mood and group dynamics.

"Well may I introduce myself again as your new boss"

" No you arse sucking rat bastard , eat shit and die "