sausage attack

When a person is physically assaulted by sausages.

I was attacked by sausages.. it was a real sausage attack.

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black attack

The greatest rap group alive. Featuring Masta Kane and BD Chillin on the mic and DJ 3rd World Bob spinnin the wax. Seriously, these guys will fuckin rape all of your favorite music. Guaranteed.

Have you heard Black Attack's new song G'd Up From the Feet Up? It's legit as fuck.

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mac attack

An incurably strong urge to eat mac n' cheese.

After not eating breakfast or lunch, Jake was on the mac attack.

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Attack/helicopter

Just like nor/mal pronouns, these are usually used by people with a very small pp, most of the times these people are closeted gays as well, but not always

Jimmy: I heard that Bob goes by attack/helicopter pronouns, that means he has a small pp!

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attack of the dumbass

the act of doing something so incredibly stupid that it needs its own definition

My god! I can't believe he stuck that pencil there, he must've been having an attack of the dumbass!

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Shark Attack

A powerful concoction of vodka and pineapple with a splash of blue Curacao and a splash of grenadine. It must be mixed in that order for proper effect (which is somewhat similar to that of a Tequila Sunrise). The Curacao and grenadine sweeten it, but they're mostly for color.

In Savannah, Georgia a splash of Coke is added to give the drink the look of the murky sea water of Tybee Island. This is called a Tybee Shark Attack.

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Spack Attack

A situation where someone is spanking uncontrollably

I can hear Jack spanking down his mic again; he must be having a Spack Attack!

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