An infant or toddler that has a runny nose or otherwise looks dirty.
My 2 year-old has snot crusted on her face because she has a nasty cold. She looks like a Walmart baby today.
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Any child that was unfortunate enough to be born during the rein of Mr President Donald Trump.
Person a:That kid is racist!
Person b:... he's a trump baby.
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A child that is conceived without penetration; specifically the father's semen is placed in his hand and "patted" into the mother's vagina with an open-palmed slapping motion.
Did you hear about naladude? I hear he was a stump baby and that is why his parents exchange looks of knowing sadness and pity after everything he says.
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The act of fucking a baby. Often featured in hentai, it is common fapping material for sick fucks.
Baby fuck, baby fuck! IT'S AWWWRIGHT!
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An immature, vindictive, narcissistic, brat of a man who has never grown up.
Donald Trump is the poster child for the label man-baby.
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The orifice of a woman's body from which babies are delivered into the world
Susan: What's wrong?
Jane: There is a little head sticking out of my baby shitter
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Two and a baby is 2 and a 1/4 ounces. There are 28 grams in an ounce. A quarter ounce is 7 grams.
28+28+7=63
In TI's song "Dopeman" he says "Take $1250 go get you two and a baby. That's 63 grams if you whip that right."
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