Clowning Yourself

Making a fool of yourself, being silly in a bad way and being called out for it

Quit clowning yourself, you’re being a major dickhead

go have fun with yourself

go fuck yourself (minced oath)

You ate all the cake and you want me to make more? Go have fun with yourself.

merry go fuck yourself

An expression used when replying to someone else's good news or moment during conversation to express your complete disgust in their happiness

Did you see my drive? It definitely was like your shitty drive.

Yea it was, Merry go fuck yourself

peen yourself

To masturbate

Meghan don't peen yourself just because you're lonely.

Losing On Yourself

To lose one's mind/marbles. Refers to when an individual forgets obvious things or makes easy mistakes, similarly to the symptoms of going senile.

As defined by Peter Smith.

'You're losing on yourself because you put your shoes in the fridge!'

Amy is losing on herself because she confused a person with a cat.

Ump Yourself

A referee-less kickball game.

Hey Sam! Do you want to join our kickball team? No thanks, Tim rudely told me to "ump yourself".

Geoffed yourself

When you bust a nut inside your pants, you have Geoffed yourself. It can be used in different terms too, i.e, Geoff is a verb.

Person 1: *Looking at Bunny outfits with a lot of pleasure*
Person 2: Ew dude! Have you just Geoffed yourself?!