Ben Zone

A remote, desolate, and depressing place much like the "friend zone" into which those good friends named Ben (or any articulation of the name) are cast by a prospective mate. There is a subtle difference however, unlike the "friend zone," where the attraction is solely one-sided, those in the Ben Zone have been cast there by one who reciprocates the attraction, but has deemed any progression beyond friendship to be illogical, which in and of itself is illogical.

Girl: Ben, I like you...a lot, but I think we should just be friends.

Ben: Oh, ok then...

Ben's Friends: Ben, we're so sorry, you're in the Ben Zone.

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Ben Phillips

- Arguably the greatest PDHPE teacher the world has ever seen
- No 1 ranked Sick C*nt at TKS
- Bigger than a F*cking bull
- Wears XXXL womans shirts
- Australian heavyweight boxing CHAMP
- Hates Feminists
- The inventor of "Thank you, Thank you, Thank you"
- Will throw you out the fucking star jasmine if you're being a silly cunt
- For The Boys

Ben Phillips is being defined as:

walking out of a shit english class

Max R says: Fu*k that was shit

Steve M replies: MAAAAAAAA it was f*cking bum hole

Max R: what sh*t do we have next

*Steve M proceeds to open his bag and check his diary*
*Steve M squeals like the little bitch he is*

Steve M: ITS F*CKING PDHPE WITH BENNY TAKE IT UP PHILLIPS

Max R: F*CK YES C*NT

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ben folds

The quintessential songwriter/musician of our time

"If you say anything to disrespect Ben Folds, I will come to your house, punch you in the face, and eat all of your mom's home-made cookies."

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Ben Waller

Namely a boring person, can be seen being bitter or spiteful.
Natural habitat is a cave or marsh land.
See boreasaurus

Person 1 "I'm not coming out tonight"
Person 2 "Oh stop being such a Ben Waller"

Ben Sherwin

A hot male in Derby

SEXY MAN Ben sherwin

Hu'tegh ben

Literally means "fuck that" in klingon.

Store owner: "That there is the black vampire, watch out she bites."
Clive: "How much?"
Store owner:"$3127.99"
Graeme: "Arn't you going to get it?"
Clive: "Hu'tegh ben!"

The Ben Franklin

the act of running a buzzer across the top of someone's head as they are fellating you, hence, rendering them bald on top and leaving their hair longer on the sides. (note: may be more successful when performed in a manner that appears spontaneous to the fellator).

I gave Desiree the Ben Franklin last night--she had her bifocals down around her mankles.