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A remote, desolate, and depressing place much like the "friend zone" into which those good friends named Ben (or any articulation of the name) are cast by a prospective mate. There is a subtle difference however, unlike the "friend zone," where the attraction is solely one-sided, those in the Ben Zone have been cast there by one who reciprocates the attraction, but has deemed any progression beyond friendship to be illogical, which in and of itself is illogical.
Girl: Ben, I like you...a lot, but I think we should just be friends.
Ben: Oh, ok then...
Ben's Friends: Ben, we're so sorry, you're in the Ben Zone.
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- Arguably the greatest PDHPE teacher the world has ever seen
- No 1 ranked Sick C*nt at TKS
- Bigger than a F*cking bull
- Wears XXXL womans shirts
- Australian heavyweight boxing CHAMP
- Hates Feminists
- The inventor of "Thank you, Thank you, Thank you"
- Will throw you out the fucking star jasmine if you're being a silly cunt
- For The Boys
Ben Phillips is being defined as:
walking out of a shit english class
Max R says: Fu*k that was shit
Steve M replies: MAAAAAAAA it was f*cking bum hole
Max R: what sh*t do we have next
*Steve M proceeds to open his bag and check his diary*
*Steve M squeals like the little bitch he is*
Steve M: ITS F*CKING PDHPE WITH BENNY TAKE IT UP PHILLIPS
Max R: F*CK YES C*NT
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The quintessential songwriter/musician of our time
"If you say anything to disrespect Ben Folds, I will come to your house, punch you in the face, and eat all of your mom's home-made cookies."
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Ben Hamen is the absolute legendary announcer from mcvi, known for his school involvement and being an ideal student. You may bump into him at Walmart where he is a friendly cashier.
Guy 1: Aye yo I saw Ben Hamen at Walmart the other day
Guy 2: Ya he goes to my school. What a cool guy
Ben is a very strong person. He is kind of fat though he is also a really good football player Sometimes he screams random stuff “like stop chasing me stop in a weird voice in gym” but overall I have a crush on him.
Ben Friedberg is weird
Namely a boring person, can be seen being bitter or spiteful.
Natural habitat is a cave or marsh land.
See boreasaurus
Person 1 "I'm not coming out tonight"
Person 2 "Oh stop being such a Ben Waller"