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When you start to cut yourself and use the blood to masturbate as lubricant on a Sunday as its the day of Christ.
"I'm going to have a bloody Sunday".
the end result when your girlfriend insists on sex a few hours after a prostate biopsy has been performed on you.
She made me fuck her 4 hours after my prostate biopsy. When I came blood shot out so I jumped back & let it go, it was swinging around pumping out cum & blood like a Bloody Fire Hose.
1) Orally pleasing a woman while she is taking a dump and having her period.
2) Eating bricks with ketchup or tomato sauce.
3) Having a blood feast of pussy and poop.
"Hey i earned my rights as a vampire and a brown-chin"
"Oh dude you bloody brick eater son of a gun"
"Yeah Dawg. Oh by the way your mom says hi"
Breaking a glass bottle while its inserted into your anus.
nothing helps out more after a rough day then a good old blody third eye.
Hey honey did ur bloody ax wound come yet this month, im really horney
the art of putting marshmallows inside a girl's twat, kicking and/or punching the twat until it bleeds, then pulling the marshmallows out and eating them, as if they resembled bloody tampons
Guy 1: Dude i was at Tiffany's house last night and i gave her the bloody tampon eater
Guy 2: Dudeeee, *stunned*, did you make her bleed heavily?
Guy:1 Yeah man, they looked like strawberries